I’ve been all these things at one point or another. Feel free to ask me about any of them.
THINGS I’VE BEEN
Not in chronological order. Ask me if you’re curious about any.
This list will continue to grow until I’m dead at which point
the last entry will be ‘dead.’
WORK EXPERIENCE IN BOLD/CAPS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
- The worst paperboy in the world
- An athlete
- Obese
- A mover
- The youngest of 3
- Bullied
- CREATIVE AT JOHANNES LEONARDO
- A dad
- Actor
- From the UK
- AN INVENTOR
-PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN
- The subject of 15 years of puberty
- Paralegal
- A husband
- pro-sports / anti-fan
- Unwitting nonsexual participant in a soft core porn
- A VO guy
-CREATIVE AT MOTHER NY
- A community TV on-the-street interviewer
- A bodybuilder
-CD AT ANOMALY NY
- A janitor
-CD AT 72&SUNNY
- From NH
- From VA
- Assistant Manager of the AV dept
- A fraudulent real estate film director
- A philosophy major
- A cat savior
- A short-lived drama kid
- A landscaper
- A piss-poor Scorpio
- CEO OF A PHYSICAL ESPORTS COMPANY